PrimusClock's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[From Within]

What the hell is wrong with you?

Jesus christ...

Affinitia responds:

actually i found a way to express myself... why? is there something wrong with the freedoms we are granted in life? or maybe you don't have an open mind.

[The night I get presents]

Interesting...

I liked this for some reason. Nice job.

[Why, CF, why?]

Horse shit!

And I thought MY movies sucked...

[Senor Barajas' Halloween]

Ay carumba, mas simbolismo.

A frightening interpretation of the struggle between man and beast. The beast in this case is Senor Barajas' overwhelming appetite for tacos and diet Pepsi, taking the form of a gigantic clocked-spider. The spider consumes him, proving that Senor Barajas could not overcome his gluttony in order to save himself from certain doom. The clock on the spider is a representation of the inevitability of his own self-destruction, counting down to the time of his death. The web that contains Senor Barajas symbolizes his own feelings of helplessness and vulnerability when faced with the dilemma, feelings that prevent him from escaping the wrath of his own personal demons. He is essentially killed by consumption, figuratively and literally.

[Mac Attacks Windows]

I loved it.

The sharp, yet subtle pain each and every Windows user must be feeling upon the moment of viewing this film is tangible in the previous reviewer's words. The author not only uses his movie to convey his personal convictions toward a certain thing, but also allows the audience to add to his work in the form of badly constructed criticism. I believe those harsh critics are meant to be the personification of evil, coming from a completely biased stance which, in turn, reflects the evils this world sees today; racism, hate, prejudice and bigotry. This iniquity no doubt refers to the horrors experienced on September 11th, in which the actions taken by the terrorists were driven by an immense one-sided hatred toward the American people. The stunning part about this film is that the reviewer is meant to be the terrorist; the author stresses this in an effort to show that there are bad qualities in all of us and that we should reevaluate our actions during these dire times. I marvel at the genius the author must possess in order for him to anticipate the precise actions many people will take, and transform his work from something of so little substance, yet with a grand and powerful message.

[He drives me crazy]

Well...

I thought it was kinda funny, but judging from the last two reviews, I may just have bad taste.

[H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H]

A clear message

Enough with the "C" already.

[CC:TM]

HAHAHA

That was really, really funny. The best movie I've seen from a Clock Crew member since "StrawberryClock VI." Nice work, RaspberryClock!

[Corn The WonderVeggie]

I dunno...

...it's kind of stupid, yet kind of funny at the same time. The animation is nice and the sounds are good, but I can't get over the fact that it has no story whatsoever. Sometimes things can be funny in their randomness, but I just don't see it here.

[Jimmy Dean Sausages]

Racist, but funny

Jimmy Dean seemed like such a nice guy before... good effort for a first time movie maker, the timing makes it hilarious.